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My best friend and I did the same sorta thing a while back. Someone had shot a hawk out near his mom's property because it killed some chickens....it flew away and landed and died on mom's property. We took it and Howard and I put the body in some foil and stored it in a deep freezer for I don't know how long. Finally we pulled it out, used it's feathers to make a very beautiful mask and put the body in a vermin box for the ants and beetles to eat and then wired the skeleton and Howard painted it. It came out very beautiful....even if we would rather have the hawk alive and flying and killing the neighbor's chickens....
oh and yeh.....Nice boots! ;-)

volkov

woman, you have some o' them fine sexy calves......& ur rotbox (TM) is pretty damn rockin' as well........I too know the skeletal draw, the boney need, the calcium framework jones.........collect skulls, mostly carved from stone & bone........been collecting since I was a kid........I remember the first girl I kissed, Kerry Cloherty........creeped her out cause all I wanted to do was sit in a dark closet & stare at the glow-in-the-dark skulls I bought at The Haunted Mansion in Disneyworld......oh I was a dark child at times........with a bright blonde bowl cut & Izod striped shirts purchased at The Ramble Rack.............

Towel? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

Speaking of government-owned, they put a microchip in my butt. Or was that the aliens? Crap, they're all the same!

It's o-kay that you don't know me from jack... Jack is my father. I've changed my profile picture now because I hadn't actually recieved any cash but maybe I should put that one back up. hmm?

PBR and Homegrown seem to be a reoccuring theme amongst your men.

Chiquita Rocks.
Bang Your Head.
Her Mental Health Will Drive You Mad.

Well shit, Ishould read your journal entry while I'm here. That is really sad about the snake. At least your boss has the knowledge to end its suffering quickly. That really sucks. Sorry babes.

that is massive sucks. I like snakes...not the poisonous ones particularly. I had a kingsnake for about three years, she was awesome. After I fed her she would curl around my arm and doze off. She was the sweetest.
I like the new picutre btw.

cant go wrong bringing paper plates to a bbq. talk about getting off easy. if not, i suppose it's too late to smoke a brisket.

have fun, and remember: there's always time for bed after a good bbq.

hiya turtle tart.......hope the bbq was good.........u a 5 day a week turtle girl?

do you want four?

;->

damn! you should have caught me while I was in VA. I would have gladly joined the cause. bamboo is cool, but there is just something abot smooth leather...

If I wasn't so sunburned, I would blush and give my best Goofy "gorsh!"
Thanks for the comment...that actually made my day a lot better.
*chisels chiquita onto friends list* " What? I only had to type it?" *stares at ruined LCD screen ruefully* sigh.
:-D

volkovich

ps. you like morphine and jane's and tom waits AND ween! *swoon*

Hey, I'm sending along a little "quid pro cookie" package. It will *not* be necessary to soak it in water prior to opening.

Oh girl. Say it ain't so. Nothing like leaving your lover in bed to play on the computer.

hmmmm, scandalous love can be much fun & addictive, but weighing the pros & cons wears my ASS OUT, they're stress, kinda leaves you caught in limbo, fulfills a lot of what u need, & neglects other needs in a big mu' fuckin' way..........

Laying on the chest smelling without sex - that sounds torturous

"it's super-scandolous given the right variables" - hehe, variables, you scientist you!

How in the world would those assholes not see what was going on!? I can't believe you lost that case!!! I'm glad you're not giving up, though.

I haven't seen Shakes the Clown... and I have to ask myself, "why the hell haven't I?" Sounds like my cup of tea. PS. I think you look like Brooke Shields in your new pic. And the red eye makes you look like a vampire. Tres sexy.

shit.......now that is one stressful day to follow-up ur ocean humping experience

lawsuits are a PAIN, stress out the wazoo, though beer & Xanax will certainly get the job done there.......okay here comes my stuffy clinical side......careful mixing beer & Xanax.......it can mess u up in a bad way........

Hang in there babe, fight the good fight, dont let m' rile ur ass, mow him down..........nobody fucks with La Femme Chiquita...........

thanks, vk. but don't worry, it would take way more than one pill and half a beer to mess up la femme chiquita...but i would be a raging bitch right now otherwise. now i'm just a....mild bitch.