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sometimes, just sometimes my world breaks me into a million tiny pieces, scattered and chaotic...

hullo chickens! what's shakin in yer world?

as for me, i have been somewhat incommunicado in these parts, yes. i've not been having good times the past week or so. life took a big crap in my proverbial bowl of wheaties. and this twasn't fun. oh no.

but...things are looking up now. *gives life the ol' hairy eyeball and a threatening shake of the fist*...
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my mind is a mish mash of random ramblings right now...

--my refridgerator (which is less than a year old, bought it meself) has mysteriously begun to keep my perishables less and less chilled. trouble's a brewin at the old well (obscure simpsons ref). and of course, i had declined the fookin' extended warranty...grrr

--why is there this subpopulation of aging and elderly gentlemen that...
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sometimes...once in awhile..i feel that i am the luckiest human...and i just feel so shiny and relaxed and good. (granted other times i do not) but right now i feel like the luckiest, happiest girl...

i really had a golden weekend. "down the shore.." that's an east coast beach phenomenon (do do do do). i took my lil boy on a pirate adventure boat on...
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stevie wonder fucking ROCKS!!!

i'm rocking out to his old school funk stylins' while i do boring data entry type stuff and it's so much better this way! thanks stevie!

none of it surprised me. even when it got ridiculous. though this was not the case on the other end, despite my warnings.

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on a lighter note, anyone see SNL this past weekend? i hadn't seen it in a hella long time, but man, it was fun! jack black hosted and the strokes were the musical act. mr. black was brilliant---there were some incredible...
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happy happy joy joy!

yesterday a great guy came back into my life. the only one who has really ever captured my heart....the only one who really, really matters...for the long haul.

he was gone from me for a good part of the summer, but now he is back, and i couldn't be happier! he is my heart, my soul, my raison d'etre!

i envy...
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how the hell does one *forget* to make their car payment? shee-it.

for someone who is supposedly so "smart" i sure can be a dumbass....

i think (no, i know) that it's because i have been living the past month and a half in complete abandon, being a slob, a raging batchelorette, a total and complete throwback to on earlier day.

oy vey...but reality comes...
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ok. so there's a new profile pic for y'uns. (random maryland dialect thrown in there, please forgive....) explanation to follow...that's me and the girlblue gettin our tequila shots on...other candid shots to come....

i had the most ROCKIN' weekend!

i sed godDAMN! it was fun! i drove to raleigh, NC on saturday and hung out with girlblue (for the 2nd lovely time) and my new...
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YAY!! package from SlightPressureOkay came today!! apparently, some dork from the internet went to egypt and all i got was a lousy tee shirt! multinational force and observers, baby! (not quite sure what that means yet, but it's a nice soft tee). thanks doc!!

i am going to patent my rotbox (tm) design and shall soon take over global corporatism with my entrepreneurship. you will...
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