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Wednesday Oct 16, 2002

Oct 16, 2002
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well, the good news is i got my car repairs (engine and installation) down to $1500.

the bad news is that i have to part with $1500.

some options to possibly consider:
--knock off a gas station or liquor store
--find a sugah daddy pronto
--sell some of my eggs (ovarian style, yo!)
--launch an internet banking scam
--start my own phone sex company

any other thoughts?

**of course, i am only joking about the above....in truth, i have steve irwin, the crocodile hunter, tied up in my basement for ransom money. i figure i can get one mill-ion dollars!
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febo:
ok ok. i have been remiss. i too am in the middle of some financial woes. hopefully they won't extend to my truck, knocking wood.

internet banking scams are good. getting some friends to tie you to a bed and smack you around and leave you for hurt in a disney-owned hotel room is better.

they like to keep that kind of shit real quiet and they do so w/ dollars.

didn't hear it from me though,
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Oct 17, 2002
jab:
first the bad news.
the transporter was unavailable. your package is somewhere in the hands of the united states postal service and it's crazed employees.

now the good news.
if your first line was an aceyalone reference, you are going in my will.
Oct 18, 2002

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