my mind is a mish mash of random ramblings right now...
--my refridgerator (which is less than a year old, bought it meself) has mysteriously begun to keep my perishables less and less chilled. trouble's a brewin at the old well (obscure simpsons ref). and of course, i had declined the fookin' extended warranty...grrr
--why is there this subpopulation of aging and elderly gentlemen that INSIST on wearing bright pink shirts!? why i ask why?! i don't get it, but it is a definite phenomenon, and definitely subtlely disturbing. keep your eyes out, you will see, oh yes.
--isn't "keep your eyes out" a funny saying?!
--i saw grendel eat a mealworm out of the container i keep in the aforementioned ailing fridge for feeding my firebelly toads (check out how cute they are: http://john.christian.home.mindspring.com/toads.html). that guy really is serious about luvvin the insects! yet, despite his gastronomic perversions (yes, i know it's all relative), a good guy he is.
--today for my work i X-rayed deformed turtles at a REALLY cool state archaeology lab. usually, they use the X-ray machine for large metal and wood artifacts (i.e. shipwrecks, old farm stuff, etc) but they turned it way down for these strangely deformed critters that we are investigating.
--did you know...that for every human cell in your body there are 1,000 bacteria in and on your flesh!! craaaazy but true!! we are outnumbered even in our own slavishly cleaned and manicured beings!
--anyone ever seen roman polansky's first movie (his second was 'rosemary's baby') called 'repulsion?' catherine denueve (sexy goddess) plays a young woman in NYC circa 1965 who slowly goes insane. it ROCKS! hard to find, but well worth it, indeed.
--OG SG redskull should be back online soon!! yay! he is the best and i miss him tons! praise be to zoroaster that he can still do email.
--speaking of OG i heard snoop dogg on howard stern today. *forrest gump style* and that's all i have to say about that!
--speaking of forrest gump, it's really fun to say random perverted things *forrest gump style* i.e. (my fave) pee on me, jenny!
if you made it this far through my random ramblings, er, thanks and please tune in next time...
xoxo
--my refridgerator (which is less than a year old, bought it meself) has mysteriously begun to keep my perishables less and less chilled. trouble's a brewin at the old well (obscure simpsons ref). and of course, i had declined the fookin' extended warranty...grrr
--why is there this subpopulation of aging and elderly gentlemen that INSIST on wearing bright pink shirts!? why i ask why?! i don't get it, but it is a definite phenomenon, and definitely subtlely disturbing. keep your eyes out, you will see, oh yes.
--isn't "keep your eyes out" a funny saying?!
--i saw grendel eat a mealworm out of the container i keep in the aforementioned ailing fridge for feeding my firebelly toads (check out how cute they are: http://john.christian.home.mindspring.com/toads.html). that guy really is serious about luvvin the insects! yet, despite his gastronomic perversions (yes, i know it's all relative), a good guy he is.
--today for my work i X-rayed deformed turtles at a REALLY cool state archaeology lab. usually, they use the X-ray machine for large metal and wood artifacts (i.e. shipwrecks, old farm stuff, etc) but they turned it way down for these strangely deformed critters that we are investigating.
--did you know...that for every human cell in your body there are 1,000 bacteria in and on your flesh!! craaaazy but true!! we are outnumbered even in our own slavishly cleaned and manicured beings!
--anyone ever seen roman polansky's first movie (his second was 'rosemary's baby') called 'repulsion?' catherine denueve (sexy goddess) plays a young woman in NYC circa 1965 who slowly goes insane. it ROCKS! hard to find, but well worth it, indeed.
--OG SG redskull should be back online soon!! yay! he is the best and i miss him tons! praise be to zoroaster that he can still do email.
--speaking of OG i heard snoop dogg on howard stern today. *forrest gump style* and that's all i have to say about that!
--speaking of forrest gump, it's really fun to say random perverted things *forrest gump style* i.e. (my fave) pee on me, jenny!
if you made it this far through my random ramblings, er, thanks and please tune in next time...
xoxo
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inkedgirl:
Yes, we're talking about the same grandma as the virginity story. No, Jeremy didn't go because he had the kids this weekend. If he WOULD have gone it would've been a seperate sleeping arrangement. 

inkedgirl:
Hey hooker! Update this bitch! 
