Well, I can chalk this up to another not so bright dating decision by yours truly. At least i'm not hurt by it. I saw this coming a mile away but I just wanted to see if I could have some fun with the situation. The answer is a big NO. Well it was kinda entertaining though. More stories to tell my future kids...or just my cat if he pretends to listen to me. 
silvercharmer:
LoL You're funny.