What does being single mean to me?
1. Having to never say your sorry...because there's typically no one around to hear it.
2. Being responsible for sending way too many "seamen" to a watery grave on a nearly nightly basis.
3. Second guessing myself whether my "bff" aka my cat is going act like he misses me when i get home or just stare at me indifferently.
4. When the bag girl at the grocery store asks me "paper or plastic"...I consider this a meaningful relationship.
...Fail.
1. Having to never say your sorry...because there's typically no one around to hear it.
2. Being responsible for sending way too many "seamen" to a watery grave on a nearly nightly basis.
3. Second guessing myself whether my "bff" aka my cat is going act like he misses me when i get home or just stare at me indifferently.
4. When the bag girl at the grocery store asks me "paper or plastic"...I consider this a meaningful relationship.
...Fail.
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raquel257:
lil' tipsy... and realizing that crazy cat lady won't be very hot... living with my mom till she dies with 20 cats for sure won't ever get me any dates... :I
bob:
WOOT! I'm SO glad you like What Stays in Vegas! Thanks so much for the comment!