Jumping Jesus On A Pogostick!
It is unbelievably cold.
The landlord of the shitty tenement i live in only allows heat to be released in short bursts. It is never warm for more than 15 minutes at a time. The rest of the time the temperature is a biting 50 degrees.
I sleep with two pairs of socks, thermos, jammies etc. etc.
Having to sit on the crapper feels like i'm being goosed by the icy hand of death.
It is so cold that my genatalia has receded back into my lower abdomen. My roman-helmeted soldier has buried himself in the folds. I look uncircumcized.
It is unbelievably cold.
The landlord of the shitty tenement i live in only allows heat to be released in short bursts. It is never warm for more than 15 minutes at a time. The rest of the time the temperature is a biting 50 degrees.
I sleep with two pairs of socks, thermos, jammies etc. etc.
Having to sit on the crapper feels like i'm being goosed by the icy hand of death.
It is so cold that my genatalia has receded back into my lower abdomen. My roman-helmeted soldier has buried himself in the folds. I look uncircumcized.
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prettydeadgirl:
aw thanks! 
caroline:
