chino_4q

You're told your whole life to never put your finger into your eye, and then there are contact lenses.

it's kinda like being told you shouldn't sit too close to the T.V., meanwhile what am i basically doing staring at this monitor...

I stray...

I'm shoving transparent crap into my eye! She Tells me, "Don't Blink".
Don't Blink?!
How about I come at you three Stooges style and let's see if you can suppress the reflex.

15 minutes later , She's pissy, i look like someone just told me fluffy was hit by a car (I AM IN TEARS, keep in mind I don't cry, ever.), and it is just sinking in how much this is costing me.
(I have wretched eyesight = $$$)
WAh!

Why contact lenses?

Vanity? hmmmm no.

1. I drop alot of stuff.
2. Despite the saying, believe me, guys will hit you if you're wearing glasses
3. I am known for having bad eyesight and never wearing my glasses. THis causes misunderstandings; People think i'm an arrogant shit whose snubbing them, when I just didn't see their inconsequential ass (Ha!)
4. I like the element of surprise that contact lenses would give me, "Ha, Didn't think i could see you doing that thing that I know you do that you know bothers me from all the way Back there, did you, did you!?!"
5. Somebody told me i look like an evil Harry Potter.

Somebody has also brought to my attention that I use "!" way too much.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

(sigh) all pleasure is fleeting.