So during my trip upto my hometown my family and I went to Outback. When we got there we had to wait 20 minutes or so. During those 20 minutes my dad disappeared. He then reappeared flushed, exhausted and somewhat distraught. I asked him where he went and he said "Well a women just died." I kinda thought he was morbidly joking. But he wasn't. Paramedics then arrived and the place turned into a mad house. Supposedly this 76 year old women choked on a giant piece of meat. My dad happened to be nearby and tried the Heimlich but he said it was lodged too deep. He said he tried for roughly 7-10 minutes before someone else stepped in. My dad said he couldn't feel a heart beat between thrusts. They carried her out and one of my friends who worked there came up to me and said "Remember to CHEW your food."
What a bewildering way to go.
What a bewildering way to go.
geckogirl:
i miss your man titties too 
hasselhoff:
When I was just out of highschool I got a job there as a dishwasher. It sucked really bad. It sucked so bad I used to have dreams about being trapped all alone in a half submerged kitchen. I also found the Australian theme the be imensely retarded.