You fuckers missed out on some mad racing skillz. I had so much fun I nearly p00ped em. The only thing I disliked was the fact that during the second round of racing we had like 32523454 people on the track so anytime you tried to pass you were bound to hit someone. And I did. Many times. Until the point that the big bald flag guy pointed at me and gave me "The Rock" eyebrow lift. So I felt I needed to tone shit down. I got second place but It was so worth it. Although I must admit 20 bux to race for 8 mins is very expensive. Next time I'm gonna ask em about some "season" pass shit so you can at least get a discount.
Did I mention that long distance relationships can induce blue balls and blockade sperm to the point of excruciating pain? Well in me it does
Did I mention that long distance relationships can induce blue balls and blockade sperm to the point of excruciating pain? Well in me it does
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luis:
I went through the long distance thing for the last year in the Army with a girl I dated through high school. That totally sucked.
thebodyfarm:
duh, I am not that dense, of course they don't turn blue, but my human sexuality course last semester said it was a super mild discomfort that can be take care by, well taking care of yourself. supposedly men super blown it out of proportion. The article said that most men never even experience it. 