Sometimes I really envy the naive.
I left work at 1 today. Call it Spring fever or what-not. Seems to be my overall attitude lately. Blahish. I just don't care.
I played soccer at some private schools field near me yesterday. I had four 15 year old's tell me to "get the fuck" off their field. I was so in shock, I couldn't find words to retaliate. So I left. With my tail tucked between my legs.
And propably the wierdest conversation with my good friend Aaron (hes in my pics folder) revolving around feces:
Phineas818 (4:34:19 PM): but when they have to shit, me first and then you second
Phineas818 (4:34:31 PM): cause you always piss after a good shit
ulownz (4:36:19 PM): You my friend are going to hell. A hell with no toilet paper....
He's a really smart, nice guy who dated a chick named Tina Turner! We always ragged on him about that.....
Im going to take a nap.....
I left work at 1 today. Call it Spring fever or what-not. Seems to be my overall attitude lately. Blahish. I just don't care.
I played soccer at some private schools field near me yesterday. I had four 15 year old's tell me to "get the fuck" off their field. I was so in shock, I couldn't find words to retaliate. So I left. With my tail tucked between my legs.
And propably the wierdest conversation with my good friend Aaron (hes in my pics folder) revolving around feces:
Phineas818 (4:34:19 PM): but when they have to shit, me first and then you second
Phineas818 (4:34:31 PM): cause you always piss after a good shit
ulownz (4:36:19 PM): You my friend are going to hell. A hell with no toilet paper....
He's a really smart, nice guy who dated a chick named Tina Turner! We always ragged on him about that.....
Im going to take a nap.....
gailstorm:
What you do, is ask in a very "Fatherly" voice if their mother taught them to talk like that. Then find their mother and ask HER if she taught them to talk like that. They'll wet their pants somewhere in this ritual.