This morning
Mum
: Men can't live without sex for more than sex months!!!!!
me
: Mum!!! door to the house is currently open
Mum: Its true, one of his friends told me
me:that's a load of shit
Mum:His friend told me that me it.
me...:I'VE GONE WITHOUT IT FOR MORE THAN YEAR FORGETTING the door is open .. realising 
...
Mum:SO WHAT, I'VE GONE WITHOUT FOR MORE THAN TWELVE YEARS!!!!-
me: looking towards the open door and the street Mum
Mum:and your grandmother hasn't had SEX SINCE SHE WAS TWENTY NINE, SHE'S SEVENTY NOW,
me
:[MUM
Mum:SOME PEOPLE GO WITHOUT IT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, SO WHAT, WHO CARES
Aahhhh, my life issssss an American sitcom, and a bad one at that (probably knowing my luck on the FOX network)
Mum
: Men can't live without sex for more than sex months!!!!!
me
: Mum!!! door to the house is currently open
Mum
: Its true, one of his friends told me
me
:that's a load of shit
Mum
:His friend told me that me it.
me
...:I'VE GONE WITHOUT IT FOR MORE THAN YEAR FORGETTING the door is open .. realising ...
Mum
:SO WHAT, I'VE GONE WITHOUT FOR MORE THAN TWELVE YEARS!!!!-
me
: looking towards the open door and the street Mum
Mum
:and your grandmother hasn't had SEX SINCE SHE WAS TWENTY NINE, SHE'S SEVENTY NOW,
me
:[MUM
Mum
:SOME PEOPLE GO WITHOUT IT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, SO WHAT, WHO CARES
Aahhhh, my life issssss an American sitcom, and a bad one at that (probably knowing my luck on the FOX network)
Damage Deluxe wasn't there