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chickwithwings

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Monday Nov 19, 2007

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The ants go marching a bajillion by bajillion hurrah hurrah
the ants go marching a bajillion by bajillion hurrah hurrah!
The ants go marching a bajillion by bajillion
ecause I forgot to take out the trash
so I kill them one by one...
with my finger...
when they crawl...
on my desk...
bom bom bom

I feel wrong when I kill ants in front of my little buddha statue on my desk. The buddha is not the live sacrifice kind of diety. Is it ridiculous that I feel guilty when I kill an ant... The whole loving all sentient beings thing probably applies to tiny multilegged pesty ones that ick me out too...I'll probably be reincarnated as an ant and tortured by a child with a mangifying glass. I am a nazi in the ant holocaust.... worse still I'm about to vacuum them all up on the hose setting... and I kind of enjoy it. I've always hated ants. First there was some old movie set in Africa where people got eaten by them which I saw at an impressionable age, then, the night beofre my bat mitzvah, there was the legendary explosion of ants out of the box my bat mitzvah shoes were in due to the leaving of candy nearby and my mom's legendary near nervous breakdown about it, then there was the wonderful book The Poisonwood Bible in which people are once again eaten by ants, then there was the invasion of my dorm room in the middle of the night by ants freshman year when I couldn't find any bug spray and stayed up all night killing them one by one with my shoe as they came in through some undetectable hole in my windowledge and by morning I am told I was exceeding all usual levels of derranged, then there was my sophmore year near nervous breakdown when once again the ants invaded my dorm room......bottom line... ants are not my favorite people. It would be fine if they'd just stay outside and leave me alone... but no... they have to invade my home and wreak havok on my fragile sensibilities. Am I a bad person for killing ants? PS. I fear that they will gang up on me in my sleep and crawl in my nose and ears and eat my brains (ants are secretly zombies) And.... that's what I have to say about ants.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
oryon:
Buddha makes a frowny face. Thanks and hope you had a lovely non meat turkey day mwah
Nov 25, 2007
ojaeflo:
Hey! Are you back for keeps!
You were off the grid here for quite a while!
biggrin
Nov 26, 2007

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