chickenm0use

started my first day at a new job this morning
.....badly....
woke up late because the alarm did not go off(even though it was fucking set goddammit!) so my boyfriend was 35minutes late for work and i had less than 30 minutes to get ready
.....which for a girl sucks.....

so i was ready for work and all i had to do was take the dog out for a piss and i had Oy(my dog) on the leash ready to go outside i get to the front door unlock it and am about to open it when he starts peeing on the floor...so i gave him a push and told him to stop it(usually works...no really) and he moved a little and started peeing again
....took him outside anyway....
big surprise he didnt have to pee(didnt bother cleaning up the pee either....and my excuse was: "because i didnt have any goddamn time!!!!"

got to work about 5 to 10minutes late.......didnt really know what time it was my watch/cellphone was dead and the clock was a small round blur on the wall on the other side of the dining hall.

then realized i would be working a slackassed job

immediately noted was my co-worker fully intact with piercings
and the fact that theres zero stress because fuck the students they can wait for there damn food(im working on campus putting food out on lines) and plus the fact that i get paid more than my last high stressed job

yay i will be rich soon.........maaaybe