chezgeek

work is boring.... but at least its work. still no lovin tho. im getting desperate.

This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable"...
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let me cook for you....

stupid html doesnt work in journals....


well id be Black Jack Bonney if i was a pirate

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

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My pirate name is:
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Black Jack Bonney
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Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be...
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still no lovin'...







aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

my balls are going to explode

still no lovin'...







aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

still need to get some. its approaching the 1 year mark here..... i am now taking applications.

fuckin hell i need to get laid

good news: im leaving tomorrow at 8:30 pm, and my daughter is coming with

bad news: im leaving with red cross assistance because my grandmother is dying. and my daughter is going back to hawaii with my ex wife after x-mas.