yeesh 3 weeks... time to update i guess. i m still in fucking hawaii. i got to miss my moms b-day and i get to miss my grandparents 60th anniversary this weekend. fuck the army. fuck the army and its beaurocratic bullshit nonsense. i was supposed to be gone in june. fucking JUNE! its goddamned november next week. the army and the entire D.O.D. can suck my ass. fuck them and their anal-retentive paperwork correctness issues. assholes.
and to add kerosene to the flames, i havent gotten laid in 8 months. havent had GOOD sex in almost 5 fucking years. i hope i remember what to do with a vagina when i finally see one again. thank god for online gaming or id go insane! that, and porn. praise the porn. jesus christ i need some sex. id even take shitty first-date sex. anything is better than my left hand at this point. well, almost anything. i can do without skanky ill-fuck-anyone chicks. my ex-wife has become one of those. fuck that shit.
and to add kerosene to the flames, i havent gotten laid in 8 months. havent had GOOD sex in almost 5 fucking years. i hope i remember what to do with a vagina when i finally see one again. thank god for online gaming or id go insane! that, and porn. praise the porn. jesus christ i need some sex. id even take shitty first-date sex. anything is better than my left hand at this point. well, almost anything. i can do without skanky ill-fuck-anyone chicks. my ex-wife has become one of those. fuck that shit.
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i am excited for your arrival, even if i don't get to meet you for a little while after that, i'm excited for you to be happy again!