cheyenne

I'm thinking of placing an ad on craigslist that might read something like this...

Homies wanted
Must love dogs and quite possibly have one or four of your own.
Intelligence is a must here, but not the arrogance.
Be able to laugh at yourself and laughing at others is ok, too...as long as they are laughing at themselves..I mean..really...is it funny to you if you're the only one NOT laughing when you stub your toe?
Also, an understanding of one's need to have summer bbq's and surfing weekends in Mexico but enough respect to keep the drugs away from those weekends.(but bring your own wax, dammit. I'm broke.) Liking my cousin might come in handy as she is with me pretty much all the time. Oh, and a deep understanding and an appreciation for fake grills and my constant need to make fun of them is helpful. No bitching about religion, politics, tattoos or bitchfaces unless it can be accomplished without getting pissed off.

And a good Pimps N' Hoes party outfit is required.

Think i'll get any hits? what else should I say??


In other news...

I've been doing my annual military training at Long Beach this past week and will be finishing it up this week so any of the homies I already have that wanna hang out needz ta hit me up. fo sho!!