when I was a little kid, my granddad used to chase me around with a screwdriver and tell me he was gonna unscrew my belly button and my legs would fall off. I can't wait to do that to my kids!!
bwwwaaaahahahahaha
once, I did that whole "i got your nose" thing to my cousin...she was about 5 or 6 at the time. then, i put it back but I put it where her butt was and told her I switched them out so now she would fart from her mouth and smell out of her butt. she cried. i laughed. I'm so mean sometimes.
bwwwaaaahahahahaha
once, I did that whole "i got your nose" thing to my cousin...she was about 5 or 6 at the time. then, i put it back but I put it where her butt was and told her I switched them out so now she would fart from her mouth and smell out of her butt. she cried. i laughed. I'm so mean sometimes.
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philipdavid:
I'm totally chasing around my daughters with a screwdriver tonight! LOL
poolboy6:
My grandfather told a story once about why dogs smell each others' asses. Apparently, there was a big annual dog convention, where all of the world's dogs would gather and discuss various canine issues. Well, since dogs were more proper back then, they would check their tails at the door (a lot like how we check our hats and coats). Well, during one convention, there was a horrible fire, and the dogs had to flee, grabbing the first tail that looked like theirs. Sadly, they all got it wrong. And now dogs check other dogs to see if that's their tail or not.