Arrrr! me hearties it be International talk like a pirate day!!
Talk like a pirate or I have me cutlass at ye throats!!
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Talk like a pirate or I have me cutlass at ye throats!!
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Today I be Seaman Stains of the good ship Venus, yes by christ you should have seen us,
The figurehead is a whore in bed sucking on a penis.
The captain's wife is Mable and whenever she is able she'll give the crew all a screw up on the galley table.
The first mates name is Paul and he only has one ball
but with that one nacker he can roll tobacco all around the cabin wall
The cabin boy's name is Pipper the dirty little nipper
he filled his arse with broken glass and circumsised the skipper
The cook, his name is freeman with the cooking skills of a demon
he fed the crew on menstral stew and foreskins fried in seamen
The watchman's name is Cooper, he is a mighty trooper
he jerked and jerked untill he worked himself into a stupor.
Then theres the captain of this lugger by christ he is a bugger
he makes his crew shovel shit from one place to another.
oh and yeah then there's the galley maid, well she's a bit crook in bed, she say's she's got this real sore throat from given to much head.
This is brought to from the Captain Pugwash series, Sex Pistols, Kevin Bloody Wilson and my own sick and twisted mind haha
[Edited on Sep 19, 2004 4:48AM]
arr..?
Twas a fine day for it too!
so when will we fine folk be meeting up again? Arrr?