Did you dolls know that Willie Nelson has his own Biodiesel business? Pretty cool in my eyes. Maybe Willie will help me realize that dream of owning a Bio run Mercedes.
I have all my redneck tendencies: gun owner, multiple broken down vehicles, down with Jesus, hated John Kerry, grew up in Louisiana. But god damn if I don't like the idea of sticking it to the Saudis by running cars off of vegetable oil.
Since I gave up being in a band for my 27th birthday, I have turned my blue eyes to politics. I want to start a new political party. The basic tenents so far are as follows:
1. Personal Responsibility is to be expected from all able bodied citizens.
2. Ecological preservation and renewable fuel sources will be implemented on a wide scale.
3. You can have a gun if you want one.
4. Less money for college. More money for primary education. I currently sit in college level classes with people who can barely read.
5. Legalization and taxation of all drugs. Restrictions imposed on drug users regarding employment where safety is a concern (ex. Bus drivers).
6. Prisons must make steps to rehabilitate detainees.
7. Welfare recipients must participate in work programs designed to improve the country (picking up trash, recycling) or in work training.
8. You can marry whoever you want.
9. Churches get taxed on all income not used for helping the sick and homeless. They also don't get to double park on Sundays anymore in San Francisco unless everyone can.
10. Both NPR and FOX news have to have the disclaimer "for entertainment purposes only" before all broadcasts.
So, who wants to join? The name will be the Pragmatic American Party. Our symbol will be a pigeon (why should the whole country be represented by a bird that no one ever gets to see?)
I have all my redneck tendencies: gun owner, multiple broken down vehicles, down with Jesus, hated John Kerry, grew up in Louisiana. But god damn if I don't like the idea of sticking it to the Saudis by running cars off of vegetable oil.
Since I gave up being in a band for my 27th birthday, I have turned my blue eyes to politics. I want to start a new political party. The basic tenents so far are as follows:
1. Personal Responsibility is to be expected from all able bodied citizens.
2. Ecological preservation and renewable fuel sources will be implemented on a wide scale.
3. You can have a gun if you want one.
4. Less money for college. More money for primary education. I currently sit in college level classes with people who can barely read.
5. Legalization and taxation of all drugs. Restrictions imposed on drug users regarding employment where safety is a concern (ex. Bus drivers).
6. Prisons must make steps to rehabilitate detainees.
7. Welfare recipients must participate in work programs designed to improve the country (picking up trash, recycling) or in work training.
8. You can marry whoever you want.
9. Churches get taxed on all income not used for helping the sick and homeless. They also don't get to double park on Sundays anymore in San Francisco unless everyone can.
10. Both NPR and FOX news have to have the disclaimer "for entertainment purposes only" before all broadcasts.
So, who wants to join? The name will be the Pragmatic American Party. Our symbol will be a pigeon (why should the whole country be represented by a bird that no one ever gets to see?)