chetmegadoom

I haven't heard from my family in a couple of days now. They live in New Orleans and were among the old school, too poor to leave hicks that decided to stick it out. They have ten dogs that they refuse to leave behind, so they went and checked into the third floor of a hotel . The hotel is where all the cops are staying and my cousin (who happens to be a cop) got them in.
I saw my parent's neighborhood on TV and it was under water. I guess there goes my inheritance.
In personal news, one side of my skin graft has healed incorrectly and needs to be redone. Now I'm out of Vicodin. Floss everybody. Floss and take out those Labret piercings or one day you too may be facing painful gum reconstruction surgery.
Since I've been on a liquid diet for eight days I've lost all kinds of weight. Starting to look like Adrian Brody's skinny ass over here.