chetbroke

it's kinda like "don't lick the head of my dick and call it a blowjob!"

no...I just felt like putting some pretty nonsense sayings with being swindled.

Judge Judy actually has a book called "Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!" It's about her reflections as a judge and having her court television show. In the book, it says her dad said that to her when she was trying to blame failing grades on her pregnant college roommate. It just became a joke amongst my skate shop crew.