so now i got a new fullsize spare. got the sucker chained down in my bed. couldnt put it below due to everything missing. but it wouldnt surprise me if someone stole this too. if theres a will theres a way. i been thinking about getting one of those dodge dakota's. but what i'd really want is a toyota tundra double cab. only if i...
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severus:
yeah, more movies about good friendships i say. 
so i had a weird dream. i was at work and my boss was giving everyone a test, like what you had in school each question had different parts. and like in reality my boss didnt make much sense in the dream either so in the dream i kept screwing up the test while everyone kept getting ribbons and medals for getting questions right.
xmilitaryxmikex:
that's sounds like Algebra last semester for me, except it was for real. 
someone stole my spare tire.
its annoying they took like everything.
underneath my truck where it goes.
its annoying they took like everything.
underneath my truck where it goes.
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xmilitaryxmikex:
it's kinda like "don't lick the head of my dick and call it a blowjob!" 
xmilitaryxmikex:
no...I just felt like putting some pretty nonsense sayings with being swindled.
Judge Judy actually has a book called "Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!" It's about her reflections as a judge and having her court television show. In the book, it says her dad said that to her when she was trying to blame failing grades on her pregnant college roommate. It just became a joke amongst my skate shop crew.
Judge Judy actually has a book called "Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!" It's about her reflections as a judge and having her court television show. In the book, it says her dad said that to her when she was trying to blame failing grades on her pregnant college roommate. It just became a joke amongst my skate shop crew.
pointless
so i've called into work twice this week. i'm usually not like this. i at least have sicks days i can use. but man i got so much work that i needed to do. my stomach as been mad crazy. just this pain, i felt like i've been punched in my stomach a few times. so i guess i'll go into work tomorrow regardless of...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
maybe it's a stomach virus, or gonorrhea? 
i seriously hate dealing with people so it was this saturday that i worked. had the shitty service writer. i cant wait till i get more involved in automotive school and the new aaa shop opens up. so i can just work on cars and not have to deal with fucking customers. i'm sorry you bought a shit ass hyundai its not my fault it...
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amerryprankster:
the mafia, and smugglers and prostitutes, OH MY! i might just have to check that out
so the other night i had this dream that my brother and i stole this mazda rx8 and raced away from cops. was a pretty cool dream.
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xstayxdownx:
oh, ok, thanks for the info
xmilitaryxmikex:
LaPorte, TX, is about 30 mins away from Houston, so its like 4 to 5 hours away from me. Why do you ask?
so i had this other dream
where i was working as a lot attendant at some honda dealership. and this girl kept burning herself. she ended up burning herself so bad that half her skin was missing. you could just see and smell burnt muscle. she'd fuck up at something at work and then just burn herself for it. i kept trying to talk her...
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where i was working as a lot attendant at some honda dealership. and this girl kept burning herself. she ended up burning herself so bad that half her skin was missing. you could just see and smell burnt muscle. she'd fuck up at something at work and then just burn herself for it. i kept trying to talk her...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
you cried? that's so not tough, even in a dream. hahaha
you just keep having issues with your truck, eh?
hahaha
you just keep having issues with your truck, eh?
another weird dream. lets see
ok my parents are unitarian universalist in real life. my stepdad has been doing alottta the sermons at the church as well. hes also into buddhism. so those are some details.
now onto the dream. i'm in the woods and i'm hunting for rats or something and i go into this hole and start shooting at rats and i keep...
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ok my parents are unitarian universalist in real life. my stepdad has been doing alottta the sermons at the church as well. hes also into buddhism. so those are some details.
now onto the dream. i'm in the woods and i'm hunting for rats or something and i go into this hole and start shooting at rats and i keep...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
I'd say find out what the snakes, the rats, the babies and the native american guy mean. and apparently your shotgun is some unacceptable way of getting rid of them to your parents.
Basically, I'd read the dream as saying that you're doing something your parents don't approve of.
But, I could just read it as just a weird ass dream.
Basically, I'd read the dream as saying that you're doing something your parents don't approve of.
But, I could just read it as just a weird ass dream.
xstayxdownx:
dude, you and your dreams....
weird dream.
ok my parts job, grocery store job, office job are all jammed into one job.
well i'm in this building thats designed like a shopping mall. and this pallet of
frozen food shows up and i gotta unload it, but i gotta go downstairs first, well on my way i see my buddy tino on crutches ( hes a mechanic i know) so...
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ok my parts job, grocery store job, office job are all jammed into one job.
well i'm in this building thats designed like a shopping mall. and this pallet of
frozen food shows up and i gotta unload it, but i gotta go downstairs first, well on my way i see my buddy tino on crutches ( hes a mechanic i know) so...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
it was pretty lame going out to a more-upscale strip club in fort worth than anything. I bought my friend, Corey, a Bud Light and myself a RedBull and it came out to $10.25! 
The night was more for my friend Cody anyway. It was funny to see the shit-eating grin on his face when he got 2 free lapdances, though.
Being the cynical fucker I am, I've gotten into a debate with a stripper in Guam about the mentality of the stripper and the client. If I would have been stationed in Guam, I probably would have had a stripper girlfriend because of that. It's amazing that strippers would go all the way to Guam to strip, but some of them are products of military lifestyle--ex girlfriends and spouses stuck in Guam, or even some Master Chief's or Tech Sergeant's daughter.
The night was more for my friend Cody anyway. It was funny to see the shit-eating grin on his face when he got 2 free lapdances, though.
Being the cynical fucker I am, I've gotten into a debate with a stripper in Guam about the mentality of the stripper and the client. If I would have been stationed in Guam, I probably would have had a stripper girlfriend because of that. It's amazing that strippers would go all the way to Guam to strip, but some of them are products of military lifestyle--ex girlfriends and spouses stuck in Guam, or even some Master Chief's or Tech Sergeant's daughter.
trevor:
I didn't even know there was a band by that name, although it doesn't surprise me.
recent movies
garden state
i love huckabees
resident evil: apocalypse
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
i liked garden state the best
was a really good movie
i always liked those indie love movie types
too bad my life cant be like one.
ah well fuck i'll quit being a sissy
garden state
i love huckabees
resident evil: apocalypse
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
i liked garden state the best
was a really good movie
i always liked those indie love movie types
too bad my life cant be like one.
ah well fuck i'll quit being a sissy
xmilitaryxmikex:
I want to see Garden State but too many people I know say it sucked. I just want to watch Resident Evil 2 because of the Killswitch Engage song and I already saw the first one. I really do want to watch Eternal Sunshine... because I think everyone has that ex they just want to forget completely.
Was I talking about feelings? Alright, Zach, take me out back, start kicking me in the nuts and call me a piece of shit until I lose my compassion again.
Was I talking about feelings? Alright, Zach, take me out back, start kicking me in the nuts and call me a piece of shit until I lose my compassion again.
xmilitaryxmikex:
siskel and roeper (ebert died of being a fat ass, remember?) are two homos that don't know their head from their asses about movies. they pick these inane boring movies no one watches and say they're god's gift to cinema. how do they speak for the box offices? how do they even speak for the scores of intelligent people that aren't pompous film critics?
film critics are fools in my opinion.
film critics are fools in my opinion.
hey so my vacuum hose broke on my truck, easy went and bought a new bulk house. changed out the drive belt my brother helped me with that. i did the thermostat myself, we figured we'd wait and do the spark plugs and wires, were gonna go both in on a shop jack. since on my truck you gotta take off the passenger wheel to...
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severus:
hey there and yeah its a good idea i 'just' need to find the money for it, AND a good tattoo artist because i dont know of any around here.