things to do today..
1) Phone the Doctor to say the rash is back
2) call Mom to see what time she hit the gin this morning
3) Burn my collection of midget porn (it just never lived up to my expectations)
4) Go to the bank and ask how much interest my 79 dollars collected yesterday
5) Call George W. and ask for Tenet's Job
6) Swear at him when he says no, and remind him that he is going to turn into a one term loser like his dad. Then let him know that I had both his Daughters at the sametime.
7)Pack my bags and wait for free trip to Cuba!!!!!!!
8) Guantanamo here I come.
9) Masterbate to my collection of Golden Girls episodes one last time.
10) Drop to the floor when the NSA bursts through door
Have a Great Day!!!!
1) Phone the Doctor to say the rash is back
2) call Mom to see what time she hit the gin this morning
3) Burn my collection of midget porn (it just never lived up to my expectations)
4) Go to the bank and ask how much interest my 79 dollars collected yesterday
5) Call George W. and ask for Tenet's Job
6) Swear at him when he says no, and remind him that he is going to turn into a one term loser like his dad. Then let him know that I had both his Daughters at the sametime.
7)Pack my bags and wait for free trip to Cuba!!!!!!!
8) Guantanamo here I come.
9) Masterbate to my collection of Golden Girls episodes one last time.
10) Drop to the floor when the NSA bursts through door
Have a Great Day!!!!
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1) Phone the Doctor to say the rash is back
tell it to come home, it's family misses it so!