A Superpower Of Villains...
...that's what we are.
A veritable Legion Of Doom, hallowed Reader. Just like on Superfriends!
This reminds me of an ad on Cartoon Network. Many things remind me of cartoons, actually, but I digress.
Basically, Lex Luthor tries to get the Legion of Doom to pay attention to his latest scheme, and all they do is gripe and demand presents, perks, bennies, etc. I saw that in my mind, ran through the Oval Office filter...
GEORGE W: All right, here's the plan to crush the Iraqi Friends once and for...
DICK CHENEY: Mr. President?
GEORGE W: Yes, Dick?
DICK CHENEY: I hate to interrupt, but can I have a pair of pants?
GEORGE W: W-what?
DICK CHENEY: Look, I work hard. I come up with evil schemes. I clean the Bunker. All I want is a decent pair of pants.
COLIN POWELL: I want some new tanks to play with!
CONDI RICE: And I want some pretty new clothes!
DONALD RUMSFELD: DONALD RUMSFELD WANT PANTS TOO!
GEORGE W: But...but you're already wearing pants!
DICK CHENEY: I just want a pair of pants...
It's probably funnier if you watch the original cartoon. But something about Dick Cheney moaning about having no pants, and Don Rumsfeld ranting like Solomon Grundy... well, it warms my wittle heart.
...that's what we are.
A veritable Legion Of Doom, hallowed Reader. Just like on Superfriends!
This reminds me of an ad on Cartoon Network. Many things remind me of cartoons, actually, but I digress.
Basically, Lex Luthor tries to get the Legion of Doom to pay attention to his latest scheme, and all they do is gripe and demand presents, perks, bennies, etc. I saw that in my mind, ran through the Oval Office filter...
GEORGE W: All right, here's the plan to crush the Iraqi Friends once and for...
DICK CHENEY: Mr. President?
GEORGE W: Yes, Dick?
DICK CHENEY: I hate to interrupt, but can I have a pair of pants?
GEORGE W: W-what?
DICK CHENEY: Look, I work hard. I come up with evil schemes. I clean the Bunker. All I want is a decent pair of pants.
COLIN POWELL: I want some new tanks to play with!
CONDI RICE: And I want some pretty new clothes!
DONALD RUMSFELD: DONALD RUMSFELD WANT PANTS TOO!
GEORGE W: But...but you're already wearing pants!
DICK CHENEY: I just want a pair of pants...
It's probably funnier if you watch the original cartoon. But something about Dick Cheney moaning about having no pants, and Don Rumsfeld ranting like Solomon Grundy... well, it warms my wittle heart.
America is an incredibly frustrated, conflicted, confused place right now. Has been since 9/11.
Though Dick Cheney as Solomon Grundy is still funny. Hell, Solomon Grundy on his own is funny.