cherrytrashwhore

aw hope you were ok. tell you wot works a treat though for future reference.. beechams flu tablets.. been out on them many a time when ill. haha. happy new year! xx

i hear that on the top of a faraway mountain, there grows a rare plant found nowhere else in the world with a strange blue flower. it blooms only for one hour and only one date, february the 29th, and can be picked only by one who has never witnessed a will ferrell movie and is therefore pure of soul. pick this flower and present it to your gp, and, after a 32 month waiting list, i can guarantee your cold will be gone.