cherrytrash

Ok so I can understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Then why cant Paper do this to Scissors? In fact, screw Scissors why cant Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college lined notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why....Coz Paper can't beat anybody, Rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play Rock Paper Scissors, I always choose Rock, then when someone claims they have beaten me with paper....I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist.. " OH, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

PS: I hate moving....packing my life into boxes makes me want to stick pins under my toenails to make the pain go away.