random thoughts from behind the wheel:
people who put stuffed animals in the rear window of their cars....really!? what is this? can anyone explain to me, the urge to put children's toys on display? anyone!!!? this really doesn't reflect well on our species. and i'm sick of seeing fucking unicorns on my way to work in the morning. can we just kill these people already?
also, i've officially discovered mankind's stupidest new gadget: the scrolling electronic license plate frame. this is, by far, the dumbest shit i've seen in a long time, not to mention the most dangerous. do these guys have any idea how hard it is for an intoxicated person not to read these messages while driving? do you want my bumper in your trunk? i dunno, maybe you're into that.
and for new yorkers: have y'all noticed the insane number of DHS vehicles around the city recently? DHS, as in the Department of Homeland Security. what is this all about? they're everywhere! most are unmarked cars, usually large SUVs, but they usually have a DHS license plate. somebody knows something the rest of us don't and it's pretty fucking shady!
that's all for now...
xo cait
people who put stuffed animals in the rear window of their cars....really!? what is this? can anyone explain to me, the urge to put children's toys on display? anyone!!!? this really doesn't reflect well on our species. and i'm sick of seeing fucking unicorns on my way to work in the morning. can we just kill these people already?
also, i've officially discovered mankind's stupidest new gadget: the scrolling electronic license plate frame. this is, by far, the dumbest shit i've seen in a long time, not to mention the most dangerous. do these guys have any idea how hard it is for an intoxicated person not to read these messages while driving? do you want my bumper in your trunk? i dunno, maybe you're into that.
and for new yorkers: have y'all noticed the insane number of DHS vehicles around the city recently? DHS, as in the Department of Homeland Security. what is this all about? they're everywhere! most are unmarked cars, usually large SUVs, but they usually have a DHS license plate. somebody knows something the rest of us don't and it's pretty fucking shady!
that's all for now...
xo cait
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evangeline:
one of my friends in college used to take his cat around with him places a lot...like you would a dog. Anyway, this is relevant because the first time I noticed was when I saw a REAL cat sitting in the rear window of his car, just chillin'. Also, it was Maine so the cat wasn't overheating or anything.
praesepe:
Hello, thanks for your add, your blog is one of the funniest I've read in a while. I've never seen a scrolling license plate but that sounds like a really bad idea...