hibernating 101
-leave your blinds closed so you have no idea what the time is when you wake up
-be sure to invest in instant coffee as going out for coffee is not permitted
-have a computer, internet connection and television that is stuck on sbs(the foreignish channel), but under no circumstance should you have a cell phone that works properly
-because you will not be doing any strenuous activities, you will have to limit your intake of food to a bare minimum. you cannot be eating more food than energy you are expelling!
-clothing is optional. general guidelines: comfort plays a rather large role here, because being naked is nice, but being cold isnt
-last but not least, do not forget to buy weed. do not forget to buy enough for the whole hibernation stint! although it is ideal to have a decent supply this step can be omitted if you get your marijuana delivered.
tips on avoiding housemates
-any musics you play should be done at a minimum volume, as then you can hear better what times they will leave for school, work, soccer, dates, etc
-bathroom breaks are permitted
-kitchen breaks are permitted, but to limit the time spent in the kitchen, please take full advantage of such time management strategies as microwaves and activities such as boiling water for tea, using the bathroom and then having the water be almost ready
kthxbi ♥ cherry
-leave your blinds closed so you have no idea what the time is when you wake up
-be sure to invest in instant coffee as going out for coffee is not permitted
-have a computer, internet connection and television that is stuck on sbs(the foreignish channel), but under no circumstance should you have a cell phone that works properly
-because you will not be doing any strenuous activities, you will have to limit your intake of food to a bare minimum. you cannot be eating more food than energy you are expelling!
-clothing is optional. general guidelines: comfort plays a rather large role here, because being naked is nice, but being cold isnt
-last but not least, do not forget to buy weed. do not forget to buy enough for the whole hibernation stint! although it is ideal to have a decent supply this step can be omitted if you get your marijuana delivered.
tips on avoiding housemates
-any musics you play should be done at a minimum volume, as then you can hear better what times they will leave for school, work, soccer, dates, etc
-bathroom breaks are permitted
-kitchen breaks are permitted, but to limit the time spent in the kitchen, please take full advantage of such time management strategies as microwaves and activities such as boiling water for tea, using the bathroom and then having the water be almost ready
kthxbi ♥ cherry
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puffin:
Aw thank you miss! <3
aeon66:
I usually spend a lot of time sleeping on the weekends. Which is usually done wearing only sweat pants and no shower unless I have to go outside for some reason. 