hire me please. i can crack a corona with a lighter whilst hula hooping, other less impressive skills include talking on cell phone and eating cupcake whilst cycling on market st and playing with your dog.
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demonesskage:
You seem really lonely from some of the posts that I've seen. We should hang out some time. You're likely not more than 4 or 5 BART stops away. 

cherryblossoms:
that would be nice 
