cherryblossoms

dear bagels, cupcakes, cookies, brownies, fudge and peanut butter icecream smoothies.
thanks for the c cups, but
1. i dont know what to do with them
2. my bras dont fit anymore
and3. its just not how i roll
so please take them back
x cherry

the guy in the jeans store said "keep eatin those tortillas girl, and soon you'll fit into those 28's, but please dont feed them to my daschaund, he doesnt like human food" and yes i know its strange to walk around eating raw tortillas.

the guy in the jeans store said "keep eatin those tortillas girl, and soon you'll fit into those 28's, but please dont feed them to my daschaund, he doesnt like human food" and yes i know its strange to walk around eating raw tortillas.

im not sure what possesed me to put my cup of blueberry lemonade in my pocket whilst riding. im not sure what possessed me to stop to pat your white dog. needless to say im now posessed, and your dog is purple



i dont know what possessed me to shave my legs, but now im possessed and my shower is full of blood. my life...
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things i did today
-woke up in a bed alone
-ate a tofu and peanut butter sandwich
-cringed at the thought of having to "talk" to someone who, earlier this week attempted to dump me via a text that contained the term "86'd"
-got dressed
-walked to coffee shop, listening to the distillers on replay, on the highest volume possible, realising that i need more...
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if your mad i overtook you, the most productive thing to do would either be get out of your car and yell at me, or maybe try putting your foot a little harder on the accellorater so your goingmore than 1K an hour and overtake me, cmon it cant be that hard. but instead you continued at1K an hour, annoyingly beeping your horn until i...
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there was one blueberry in the packet that had a little white tuft of mould on it. are you the kind of person who would throw away that single blueberry and maybe the one that was touching it, just like your mum told you to do when you were a kid are you the kind of person who in a paranoid state would toss the...
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you know what. my last blog post didnt actually make any sense except to me butif your unco and if you use scissors to cut your sandwich you may end up with a peanut butter and blood sandwitch, just so you know!

mum
its not your fault
sorry for all the inconvenience i caused over the years
i think i have add
and im not just saying that so i can get prescription speed
its dedicated to everyone who called me a psycho and i just brushed it off
my psychic was hinting at it

♥

my glowstick died.
i am not in a very good mood.
dont come close.
i bite!


on another note i am cranky at my candyraver friend who wont come to la to party with me because he has no money to leave hawaii. grrrr

on another note this tofu sushi is yummn

on another note this peanut butter and banana smoothie is fukn awesome

on...
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i dont know if i love you
i dont know if i hate you
but im going to go to the garden and eat a tofu sandwich now
bye



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@san francisco
@mint/chamomile tea