Let me tell you a story:
I had a long day at work. Not too busy but the hours seemed to drag by so slow. I couldn't wait to get home, crawl into bed and watch cartoons. As I walked into the door, I thought a hot shower would be a nice way to relax and shake off the cold. I was friggin excited about that shower. I wasn't focused on anything else. I cut on the hot water to allow it to warm up and pulled the curtain closed because I like to be enveloped in the heavy steam. 2 minutes later after gathering my pjs, I go to cut the cold water on a bit. I reach into the shower through the curtain for the nozzle when a hand from inside of the shower caresses mine. I jumped out of my skin and died.....The end.
SN: My roommate finally got me back for all the times that I fuck with her.....This is war!
