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chelseaxhorror

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Tuesday Feb 12, 2008

Feb 12, 2008
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lol
how the hell does paper beat rock? It doesn't.

You know what i want to know? like honestly?
How the hell does Paper beat rock? I don't get it.
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can be scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as the take notes in class? I will tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. Paper sucks ass. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist anf say, "Oh shit. I'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
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chelseaxhorror:
I have no idea who the comedian is! i just know its NOT dane cook lol.

I just found it whilst stumbling (stumbleupon ftw)

and copy and pasted. smile
Apr 30, 2008
tex13:
lol Thinking about this blog will have me laughing at random moments, i will look like an idiot.
May 21, 2008

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