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Friday May 03, 2013

May 3, 2013
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Crazy Fucking Day

Part 1. The girls all left early and I slept in.. At about 10:30 I hear someone knocking softly so I get up to see who it is. I open the front door and it's no one. Then the dog goes apeshit crazy in the backyard so I run to the backdoor because I figure someone is trying to get in my garage because the door is broken. I swing open the door to run outside and am chest to chest with the law. He was very surprised as was I and thank god I was not shot. He informed me that the people that check on the repo'd house next door had noticed my garage door was open and my lawnmower and dog were outside in the rain and that maybe I was dead and they should come to check on me. I assured him I was alive and that my door was broken and I had forgotten to put the lawnmower away. My dog has a house but that she only sleeps in it and she prefers to sit where she can see which is why she has a roof on her dog run and she doesn't have water outside because I am home and she refuses to drink outside. He chuckled and said that everything looked fine and left. I put my lawnmower away wedged my door shut and took the dog inside.

Part 2. The wife comes home for lunch. We laugh about my morning. She doesn't eat then leaves to run some errands so I go to lunch. Waiting in line I get a call from my right hand guy telling me the exec walked out today. Then I get a bunch of texts and a couple more phone call then finally the GM calls me. Yep he quit. She yelled at him for being 21/2 hours late and he walked out. So this will probably be my only day off this week. It is probably better for him to quit before he was fired and he already has another job I just talked to him. it has been a wild week at work.

I have had my fill of drama today and I am just going to do laundry and have a bowl. Maybe purve a bit of SG.winkbiggrin
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
einnis:
nah, not my full body tongue just my right side!
May 5, 2013
kay:
Dude. So fucking awesome.
May 6, 2013

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