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Saturday Oct 27, 2012

Oct 27, 2012
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I have not been on for a few days so sorry if I have missed anything. I have been waiting to tell someone this story for days but this is the only place I can really tell it. So in the grand tradition of betenoir, a conversation:

The wife had been out running around to a million places after I got off work and was kind of frazzled but in a pretty good mood. When she texted that she was on her way back across town we had this exchange.

The Wife: I'm coming home.

Chefdaddy: Hey, while you are out running around why don't you stop by Risque's (our local sex shop)and bring me home a horny wife?

TW: Whose?

CD: oh, just any bi, sexy, thick girl with a big ass that likes to fuck fat guys.

no response

CD: You know, a unicorn.

no response

At this point I assume the conversation is over and that she is not responding because she is driving. Ten minutes later I get a phone call.

CD: What's up mama?

TW: So I'm here and they want a description.

CD: What are you talking about?

TW: I'm at Risque's and they need a description. They say they have a couple things but they want to know which one.

CD: what the fuck are you talking about?

TW: Dude you said unicorn.

CD: Did you just walk into the porn store go up to the chick and say "Hi, I'm looking for a unicorn"?

TW: well, yeah. oh... you meant...

CD: (Total uncontrolled gut laughter.)

In the background more laughter from the staff and " we have some ideas!"

TW. I'm just going to keep looking.
edit

I love my fucking wife. She did end up coming home with some crazy multi vibe setting doodad and we had a crazy night. biggrin

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