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Monday Aug 08, 2011

Aug 8, 2011
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So I went to the gym today and swam for 45minutes. If your counting, and screw you if you are, that's 3 times in 2 weeks. So I am doing better than I expected. Ha but when I got done I noticed that I had lost my locker key in the bottom of the deep end. Evidently I am too buoyant to get to the bottom so I had to ask the lifeguard to get it for me. He was cool and evidently looking for an excuse to get in the pool. I asked this guy because he is the only smiling lifeguard at that place. When I got out to the car and checked my phone I was chock full of missed calls and texts and not from my wife. Come to find out another one of my dishwashers is in jail. He was on his way out any way so they fired him. What is it about the sudzy arts that drives her practitioners to a life debauchery and incarceration?

Playing at the church was fun. It was a little rough but most of the 15 people watching were related to one of us so oh well. TreeThingBlue and his daughter came out and the girls had fun playing in the bouncy houses and getting faces painted. We watched that movie RED with Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman a bunch of others of note. In college my girlfriend made me watch these artsy french movies White and Blue so I was wary when the wife brought it home. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was a typical Bruce Willis blowing shit up movie, no subtitles.

This afternoon I am smoking rib tips. No more time for nekid ladies
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nuka:
there is always time for naked ladies biggrin and yes that is a pic from my house. I live on the 2nd story of a house:

I live on the upper floor of the tan house in the back. it's pretty awesome biggrin
Aug 10, 2011
kay:
Indeed, they are blue ribbons. smile Little packets of healthy goodness.

Aug 14, 2011

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