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I should be writing something interesting, but I'm in a bit of a space-out mode since I am job interviewing tomorrow. Since I am interviewing to be in MANAGMENT, I have no FREAKING idea what will be asked, or what to say, other than, "I believe that my experiences with supervision of volunteers makes me an apt candidate for the duties of this position." Or something porridgey like that.

Okay, well I do have one thing to ask; it's one of those "ask people questions to fill your journal" things that I should do more proficiently. I was reading a review of a fantasy book at work, and I saw some warlord had a legion of "minions" and I was thinking-- what would I do if I had a legion of minions? (You know: vampires, demons, warlocks, trolls, and all that D&D stuff...paladins? Elves? Hobbits?) But not like I'd be an underworld overlord, or something like that, no, but if I had a legion of minions as a librarian. I mean, it'd be easy to just go around slaughtering and warlording and pillaging (you knew I'd use that word eventually, didn't you?) in Lower Earth or Hades or whatever, but this is 2003 Virginia, and you gotta make a living or you get tossed out on your ass...so I'd be going to the library, in my LL Bean shirt, Arizona jeans with my minions legion, and I'm trying to figure what they could do all day....unjam the copier? Wipe the computer screens clean? Shelf-reading (forgive me, I am using library "lingo" here; "shelf-reading" means you put the "books" in "order".)? Find the library patron with the loudest, most annoying cell-phone ringer and eat them? I've gotta be honest, I have limited vocational use for minions...and murder would just get me into trouble.

So what about YOU, the online community? What would you do recreationally or vocationally with your own legion of supernatural minions?