I picked up a book of quotes; this guy Robert Byrne compiled a few that I've found. Something on here besides clown messages for you:
We are here on earth to do good to others; What the others are here for, I dont know. W H Auden
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true. James Branch Cabell
When I meet a man I ask myself, Is this the man I want my children to spend weekends with? Rita Rudner
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. Mae West
Is sex better than drugs? That depends on the pusher. anonymous
I dont know much about being a millionaire, but I bet Id be a darling at it. Dorothy Parker
Politics consist of choosing between the unpalatable and the disastrous. John Kenneth Galbraith
Democracy is the name we give to the people when we need them. Robert Pelleve, Marquis de Flers
I feel sorry for people who dont drink, because when they get up in the morning theyre not going to feel better all day. Frank Sinatra
Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. Malcolm X
A celebrity is a person known to many people theyre glad they dont know. H L Mencken
As a novelist, I tell stories and people give me money. Then financial planners tell me stories and I give them money. Martin Cruz Smith
Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense. Benjamin Disraeli
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know. Marvin Minsky
America is a mistake, a giant mistake. Sigmund Freud
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson
New York City is filled with the same kind of people I left New Jersey to get away from. Fran Lebowitz
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. Lewis Grizzard
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. Plato
and lastly
Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want. Bill Watterson
I mightve actually disproven this onethree-day weekend and nobody to hang out with. Eck. :^/
We are here on earth to do good to others; What the others are here for, I dont know. W H Auden
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true. James Branch Cabell
When I meet a man I ask myself, Is this the man I want my children to spend weekends with? Rita Rudner
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. Mae West
Is sex better than drugs? That depends on the pusher. anonymous
I dont know much about being a millionaire, but I bet Id be a darling at it. Dorothy Parker
Politics consist of choosing between the unpalatable and the disastrous. John Kenneth Galbraith
Democracy is the name we give to the people when we need them. Robert Pelleve, Marquis de Flers
I feel sorry for people who dont drink, because when they get up in the morning theyre not going to feel better all day. Frank Sinatra
Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. Malcolm X
A celebrity is a person known to many people theyre glad they dont know. H L Mencken
As a novelist, I tell stories and people give me money. Then financial planners tell me stories and I give them money. Martin Cruz Smith
Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense. Benjamin Disraeli
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know. Marvin Minsky
America is a mistake, a giant mistake. Sigmund Freud
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson
New York City is filled with the same kind of people I left New Jersey to get away from. Fran Lebowitz
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. Lewis Grizzard
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. Plato
and lastly
Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want. Bill Watterson
I mightve actually disproven this onethree-day weekend and nobody to hang out with. Eck. :^/
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woodstock:
Nope. Faulkner "As I Lay Dying"
woodstock:
I can understand that. Especially when I was looking at my book shelves to see what I had to read (cause I do the same thing, I buy a bunch of books and only read a few so there is always new stuff to be read) and I noticed I had not one, not two but THREE copies of Wuthering Heights. I mean, I love that book and all, but do I really need three copies. 