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Wow, it's going to take me a reeeeal long time to say how much I like everyone on my Friends list.... especially when I pay compliments without paying compliments, as I did to Isadora, infornography, and Minsc_and_Boo... and especially if I continue to have explosive diarrhea... yes, I do, and it's not fun. My advice to people - limit the amounts of sugar-free candy you eat. You would not believe the sounds, smell, and things coming out of my body tonight.

Anyway, I'm going to limit it to ten folks tonight so I can make it to the john. I will start off with more-fitting tributes to the forementioned 3 folks. First off, for infornography and Isadora:



and one for Minsc_and_Boo, who is really (shh! really) Franchise:



Now, please don't make me make one for everyone! This is a one-off... two-or-three-off tribute only!

Now, here are ten other people I love:

Estrada - sent me three mix CDs, folks... three... I've not forgotten!
tattoosandwhores - Is quite possibly the sexiest woman in all of recorded human history!!... definitely the sexiest trucker in Texan history. And her stench is ambrosia (maybe Estrada's is too, I dunno).
mattthegoon - I like him, but... well Matt, we haven't hung out that much! You are going to have to come to more SGVA events for me to heap praise upon you.
boygeorgeismymom - One word - boobers! ...okay, six words - entertaining habitual-site-comment-poster; boobers!!
Lemonkid - He isn't making a sour face! He is a DJ man without holding back limits! (*remembering Saturday non-praise comments mistake) Oh, he is fantastic! He is the Canadian Captain Fantastic! And handsome.
plasticfangs - is also handsome. Kinda like a better-looking, non-junkie Robert Downey with better music taste. And more talent!
WhiskeyFightPit - And speaking of handsome... this guy might possibly be the best-looking male SG member I've met! Describes himself as a "fat Jeff Lebowski" or such, but he will make the ladies... do whatever they do... when he finally posts a Profile pic! But he doesn't try to get by on his good looks; he gets by with a million cool records and NUCLEAR NAPALM and being an UPSETTER such as would make Scratch cry. His mind meld would make you say, "Compared to this Ohioan, I'm as plastic and phony as a square on a Schoolly D album cover!" And you would be.... punk!
crazybob - I sometimes forget it was he who hung out with me before all these 2004 events, nobody else really... he is in seclusion, working hard to ensure a Nader victory in November... yes, it would be, that's why he's in seclusion!! Anyway, another great mack in his own right, also (it happens) handsome; I'm sure he'll have 27 girlfriends before the year's out...
woodstock1027 - I wonder just how many interesting tales she has from her life besides her trips to Burkina Faso... I hope to find out someday if she moves here and we hang out all the damned time, but if she chooses to move to Portland, well, I don't blame her... hell, I might do it myself just to catch up with her! She is really no-BS and so good to see any Journals from her, because they are always worth reading.
Olsen - Her Journals have gotten shorter as her travels have gotten longer. I hope they get all long and stuff when she settles into Chi-town life, cuz SG needs more Journals like hers (and woodstock's and Whiskey's and etcetc I'm repeating myself).