I am in a typical confusion over whether I should 1) go around posting Comments, 2) write a Journal.
Since it was SG Burlesque last night, and I met up with Tryst, Rockinricky, Eden, DragonflyCQ, DCQ's nice beau Rob, iamsynn, galvagin, SaintAshlar, Zui, Shera, and Al, there's a lotta things I could say. I'll try to be brief:
- first of all, the ladies in the place were all gorgeous like. Tryst is trying to sell me this idea that she is not totally hot-t-t. I don't know where she gets that idea. At least we found agreement that DragonflyCQ is totally hot-t-t, so that was something. Eden stood around quietly having extremely lovely blue eyes. Zui wowed everyone, of course.
- DragonflyCQ and Tryst, you guys forgot to solicit tips from us!
- galvagin and The Lady M are very nice, very busy folks. SaintAshlar reminds me so much of somebody but I can't figure out who. I want to say Joel Hodgson, but it's not him. I think these three probably find me retarded due to my conversational skills.
- Zui is really tall, like 6'4. People kept remarking all night, "Zui is so tall!" She kept putting us in headlocks.
- I rampantly dissed the bands, but they were okay. As Tryst pointed out, the second crew played "Hobbit rock." Hobbit disco rock, to be exact. There was too much kick-drum. The world needs 75% less kick-drum in concert venues and recordings.
- Pearl freaked us out with her hula-hoop skills. She danced, stripped and hula-hooped all at the same time. During this unmissable show, iamsynn was buying me a beer, so almost everybody got to enjoy it.
- I got to discuss peeing and "Stick It In My Dirty Ass" with Shera. She and Sicily assured me they did pee on folks; I assured them that I had never doubted. Rockinricky got some much-needed credit on his Stick It In My Dirty Ass visualization (I believe it was a banner of some sort). We all learned that a Stick It In My Dirty Ass mini-series has been optioned by TNT.
- I had a picture taken with the Cosmopolitan Society-Scene Fop of SG, Al. She plugged her co-website to us, assuring it had themes of "travel" and (when pressed for assurance) "mirth." Any other pic you see of me must be a doctored fake. (The pic was taken by iamsynn, it's success contingent on whether his testicles hurt his camera after banging on it all day.)
- I asked Shera for her Marlboro, which then got passed around doobie-like; she declined return of the cig, possibly from herpes concerns, possibly because she was afraid fanboy-germs would kill her. A reasonable concern.
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night edit PS -- Oh, we learned the proper pronunciation of Zui, btw; it's pronounced the same as the place with all the animals in it, not like Zooey!
Also, edited the above description of Al; a "gadfly" is an annoying critical person. I didn't mean that about Al, although it might be true
...I always thought it meant a person who was cosmopolitan, a fop, and a social butterfly all in one.
Since it was SG Burlesque last night, and I met up with Tryst, Rockinricky, Eden, DragonflyCQ, DCQ's nice beau Rob, iamsynn, galvagin, SaintAshlar, Zui, Shera, and Al, there's a lotta things I could say. I'll try to be brief:
- first of all, the ladies in the place were all gorgeous like. Tryst is trying to sell me this idea that she is not totally hot-t-t. I don't know where she gets that idea. At least we found agreement that DragonflyCQ is totally hot-t-t, so that was something. Eden stood around quietly having extremely lovely blue eyes. Zui wowed everyone, of course.
- DragonflyCQ and Tryst, you guys forgot to solicit tips from us!
- galvagin and The Lady M are very nice, very busy folks. SaintAshlar reminds me so much of somebody but I can't figure out who. I want to say Joel Hodgson, but it's not him. I think these three probably find me retarded due to my conversational skills.
- Zui is really tall, like 6'4. People kept remarking all night, "Zui is so tall!" She kept putting us in headlocks.
- I rampantly dissed the bands, but they were okay. As Tryst pointed out, the second crew played "Hobbit rock." Hobbit disco rock, to be exact. There was too much kick-drum. The world needs 75% less kick-drum in concert venues and recordings.
- Pearl freaked us out with her hula-hoop skills. She danced, stripped and hula-hooped all at the same time. During this unmissable show, iamsynn was buying me a beer, so almost everybody got to enjoy it.
- I got to discuss peeing and "Stick It In My Dirty Ass" with Shera. She and Sicily assured me they did pee on folks; I assured them that I had never doubted. Rockinricky got some much-needed credit on his Stick It In My Dirty Ass visualization (I believe it was a banner of some sort). We all learned that a Stick It In My Dirty Ass mini-series has been optioned by TNT.
- I had a picture taken with the Cosmopolitan Society-Scene Fop of SG, Al. She plugged her co-website to us, assuring it had themes of "travel" and (when pressed for assurance) "mirth." Any other pic you see of me must be a doctored fake. (The pic was taken by iamsynn, it's success contingent on whether his testicles hurt his camera after banging on it all day.)
- I asked Shera for her Marlboro, which then got passed around doobie-like; she declined return of the cig, possibly from herpes concerns, possibly because she was afraid fanboy-germs would kill her. A reasonable concern.
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night edit PS -- Oh, we learned the proper pronunciation of Zui, btw; it's pronounced the same as the place with all the animals in it, not like Zooey!
Also, edited the above description of Al; a "gadfly" is an annoying critical person. I didn't mean that about Al, although it might be true
...I always thought it meant a person who was cosmopolitan, a fop, and a social butterfly all in one.VIEW 25 of 29 COMMENTS
ghostlisted:
the sex was DEF. fully committed, yes yes yes, do not worry... it was just a very prude-ish horoscope -- well fuck it any way!
lilmissmorbid:
Happy Friday bugaloo style!
