Tuesday Dec 23, 2003

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I saw a very, very good movie tonight!

Two words:

G U I T A R
F U C K I N G
W O L F ! ! ! ! !


That's right-- Wild Zero, a UFO/zombie/gangster/shoot-up/rockandroll romance starring Guitar Wolf aka

G U I T A R
F U C K I N G
W O L F ! ! ! ! !

It's better than Dead or Alive (the Takashi Miike one)
It's better than Attack the Gas Station
It's better than Rodan
...and pleeease, people.... it's me, Cheech. Do not ask me if it's better than Lord of the Rings or The Matrix. You insult me, my friend. I reiterate:

it has UFOs

it has zombies

it has several heads exploding from gunfire

it has unnecessary nudity

it has real rock and roll

it has GUITAR F WOLF

Please rent and/or buy today. Thank you.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
anonymouse:
Ooooohhhh... My daddy gets NHK on satellite because he's a Japanophile, and I watch Domokun, and it's awesome. Because Guitar Wolf does the theme song. And there is a possibly gay rabbit who wears glasses.

Oh my gosh, your comment saved me and also re-bruised my coccyx. I RAN to the den, which is our only digital cable hooked up TV, and turned on the Nickelodeon "Noggin" channel to see if the Degrassi marathon had started. It hadn't. Some crap called Gullah Gullah Island was on. I re-bruised my coccyx because the floor was wet and I skidded and fell on my ass. My tailbone, more specifically, or coccyx. Degrassi doesn't start 'til 6. They say they're playing every Degrassi episode ever, but that's not true because they're only playing "The Next Generation" eps. True, they've got Spike and Snake and Joey, but it ain't The Kids of Degrassi St., and it ain't Degrassi Junior High.

[Edited on Dec 26, 2003 5:41PM]
whiskeyfightpit:
Cheech, send me some lyrics and I'll pour it into the noise. I know you got the good stuff! Whatever we put down, I'll send back to you for critical analysis. Let the good times roll-oh.

GUITAR WOLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

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