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Depends on the mood - sometimes nothing is just right.

I can play the sophisticate if necessary, but one of my biggest fears is that I'll become a pretentious asshole like my parent's friends, or like my Dad on occasion, and just talk shit all day long and not notice that no one is into it, and I'm the asshole at the party that no one wants to get stuck talking to.

ah, i missed the porno bit or the surrealistic thingy. but as far as surreal porn goes, have you ever seen anything directed my micheal ninn? he has a film called "zazel" or "azazel" that is a glossy, high production porn about angels fucking devils. i haven't seen it, but it looks surrealistcally cool.