I'm in need of updating, but wow THREE pages of Bookmarks? I don't have much time, so I will give you bullet points.
Hafu- good hanging out... we said that already, right?
verifythis- I loved the food. Not too oniony! (You can put that slogan on your restaurant door, if you want.)
GoatsGotoHell- No problem; I left the Virgil's in the fridge for you.
rollerdisco- Hoping the best for you always.
dharmabox- Yeah, I hadn't called you... I rarely make long-distance calls, even on a cell phone. It's still novel to me... plus, you have no idea how much Sprint phone reception sucks on my area. All I ever get is the short stick (quite literally- that little digital readout thing for reception). verifythis and I were reminded, once again, how much Sprint sucks yesterday; apparently, her phone number "does not exist."
Bambi-
I was thinking of you this morning, and you updated- yay!
wormwoodstar- I was thinking of you yesterday, and you updated- yay 2!
ex-SGer il_brutto- I was thinking of you the last couple days, and you emailed... and I know you won't see this, but how about all of these coincidences? Neat.
Dierdre and mtlqueen- Thanks for the nice messages, although I'm sure I'll write to you both soon anyway, beyond this bit here.
Steve Martin- how dare you remake the Clouseau movies. Shame on you, Mr. Martin!
David Bowie- I'm sorry, I was wrong in high school. Hunky Dory is yet another brilliant album. I believe that brings your count up to... at least seven that I know of for sure. I guess the reason your name never comes up in rock history with the Beatles and Stones is that people are afraid of a strong, beautiful bisexual spaceman... which still wouldn't explain them ignoring Heathen, as you wore a smart, proper business suit for that one, but whatever. Oh, and I'm sorry I acted for a few months like maybe owning The Life Aquatic negated the need for Hunky Dory. Yes, "Life on Mars?" and "Queen Bitch" are fantastic, but so is "Kooks," and "Quicksand," and "Oh! You Pretty Things." I am a dummy!
Dick Cheney- I know you expect me to say you were tryin to kill that guy on purpose, but no. I'll lay off of you for that one. Don't hunt, folks! You might hurt somebody in your pursuit to kill cute forest animals, and only creeps like Ted Nugent still hunt! Shoot at stuff like bottles and target ranges instead.
all Olympic athletes- Sorry I'm ignoring you all; just can't get the interest up this time... but I watched all those other ones, so cut me some slack.
Wayne Gretzky and his wife Janet- Don't let the haters get you down; gambling is hardly a big moral turpitude. It's funn. I'm actually impressed with Janet, damn it! Any woman who bets 100 grand on a football game is cool with me!!
Hafu- good hanging out... we said that already, right?
verifythis- I loved the food. Not too oniony! (You can put that slogan on your restaurant door, if you want.)
GoatsGotoHell- No problem; I left the Virgil's in the fridge for you.

rollerdisco- Hoping the best for you always.
dharmabox- Yeah, I hadn't called you... I rarely make long-distance calls, even on a cell phone. It's still novel to me... plus, you have no idea how much Sprint phone reception sucks on my area. All I ever get is the short stick (quite literally- that little digital readout thing for reception). verifythis and I were reminded, once again, how much Sprint sucks yesterday; apparently, her phone number "does not exist."
Bambi-


wormwoodstar- I was thinking of you yesterday, and you updated- yay 2!
ex-SGer il_brutto- I was thinking of you the last couple days, and you emailed... and I know you won't see this, but how about all of these coincidences? Neat.
Dierdre and mtlqueen- Thanks for the nice messages, although I'm sure I'll write to you both soon anyway, beyond this bit here.
Steve Martin- how dare you remake the Clouseau movies. Shame on you, Mr. Martin!
David Bowie- I'm sorry, I was wrong in high school. Hunky Dory is yet another brilliant album. I believe that brings your count up to... at least seven that I know of for sure. I guess the reason your name never comes up in rock history with the Beatles and Stones is that people are afraid of a strong, beautiful bisexual spaceman... which still wouldn't explain them ignoring Heathen, as you wore a smart, proper business suit for that one, but whatever. Oh, and I'm sorry I acted for a few months like maybe owning The Life Aquatic negated the need for Hunky Dory. Yes, "Life on Mars?" and "Queen Bitch" are fantastic, but so is "Kooks," and "Quicksand," and "Oh! You Pretty Things." I am a dummy!
Dick Cheney- I know you expect me to say you were tryin to kill that guy on purpose, but no. I'll lay off of you for that one. Don't hunt, folks! You might hurt somebody in your pursuit to kill cute forest animals, and only creeps like Ted Nugent still hunt! Shoot at stuff like bottles and target ranges instead.
all Olympic athletes- Sorry I'm ignoring you all; just can't get the interest up this time... but I watched all those other ones, so cut me some slack.
Wayne Gretzky and his wife Janet- Don't let the haters get you down; gambling is hardly a big moral turpitude. It's funn. I'm actually impressed with Janet, damn it! Any woman who bets 100 grand on a football game is cool with me!!

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hyenahell:
Aw, I'm not going to force you to read if you're not feeling it. 

nocontrol:
Well, there were a lot of other things it could have been...I don't know what it says about me that the first thing to come to mind was narcotic addiction!

