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It's official -- it's

I Wish I Were A Lesbian At Bard College Day


This is not a new occurrence, but today it's official...


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7 pm, ps -- After seeing the initial responses, I was going around all afternoon thinking, "I bet it's a GIRL who is the first to mention BARD, aside from the lesbianism."

To be fair, Morgan had a decidedly longer warm-up to the topic, in her journal...but come on, males, don't you at least wonder a lil bit why a lesbian at BARD COLLEGE?"

Yeah, okay, sexsexsex...but aside from that, think of all the great extracurricular activities! The fun clubs and challenging academics! Enjoy our lovely campus, cozily situated on the Hudson River in picturesque mid-upstate New York! Study and learn in an environment that was rated...um, well, pretty decently by US News & World Report (I forget the exact rating. Princeton, btw, is #1. Easier to get into than Harvard, see? Easier is better!)! And Donald Fagan and Walter Becker sung about us!
All you dirty-minded folks...what's that? Why did I say "lesbian" and not just "student"? Umm, I...well...look you letches, it's MY journal, okay!?!??!?