cheapsophistry

There is nothing like watching Coronation Street and drinking tea to get over a Hallowe'en hangover. I curse the person who first thought it was a good idea to distill the essence of juniper berries, put it in alcohol and thus create gin. Wikipedia tells me it was the ancient Greeks. Screw you, ancient Greeks.

I met the world's cutest Mad Hatter last night. She looks exactly like Nicole Kidman. I managed to get her.... first name. And that's it.

Man, I am rusty.