cheappearls

blah. Still feeing like I did in my last post...

"Argh! Ye shibber me timber, if ye know what i mean.

Wouldja like to walk me plank?"

That was the best fucking thing i've heard all year!! I do adore you my Loper. But I adored you long before you said that.

so yeah. I need a break from life. I feel like I'm drowning. And what bothers me the most is I don't know...
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Blah.

"Sorry I chopped off your boyfriend's arm. Need a hug?"

Ninja pick up lines make me happy. Strange because it's always Ninjas vs Pirates.

Someone give me a good pirate pick up line and I will adore you forever.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I'm listening to Mike's CDs he left here. Right now it's Atreyu.

I miss him.


In other news. I told a bitch I know to shove it up her ass yesterday. That felt good. Pretty hilarious to everyone that heard it. But crap I was mad. The group of us were talking about Korea and what it might mean for our husbands and she...
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I have the best halloween idea.

Mike and Hunter will be pirates. I'll be Mike's wench and Tristin will be a parrot.

Now I need to talk Mike into it...

Why do I feel all alone? oh maybe because I am. Go figure.

Life has been getting harder lately. Only 3 months until Mike gets home. He's been gone 9 months already. It's strange how that feels like so long but it did go by rather quick. Now I'm just yards from the finish line and the world decides to go in slow mo. Quite...
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher

Be you are you and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr Seuss.