cheappearls

Rawr.

I miss my husband. Work sucks.

Since I started 365, my flickr photo journal of makeup, I've been having a lot of fun with make up and pictures.

The husband noticed. He asked how far I was going to go with it. After asking him to elaborate, he asked if I wanted to be a Suicide Girl.

Me? The stretched marked mother of three with the deflated breasts? Posing on the...
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If I thought it would work, I would dance naked (in the semi-privacy of the backyard) to bring on the rain. I'm sure it would offend my gay male neighbors. MUAHAHAHAHA!

I think I caught myself a muse.

After a couple years break from it, I'm starting to write poetry again. I feel wonderful.

Only a freak would be upset that her jeans are too big and look baggy in the butt.

Yup I'm a freak.

I LOVE these jeans. They are my only pair of skinny jeans that still fit. They make my ass look perfect... or at least they did.

But a big WHOOP WHOOP, I have officially lost ALL my baby weight. I weight the same...
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My husband has infiltrated SG. Haha! He's been having fun reading through some of my groups' message boards. I believe he's been lingering on the anal and filthy dirty smut groups.

Hello adoring fans!




*crickets chripping*


Just kidding. Haha!

Life is good. How bout yours?

Holy crap I haven't posted since April?!?! Wow I've been slacking.

Now. Today is my birthday. I expect presents. Now. Damn straight.

(insert something highly witty and interesting here)

For lack of better things to say, I hope everyone is having a wonderful week.