cheappearls

I am missing Mike terribly tonight. He's away for his National Guard weekend. He said he would call me tonight. Now it's so late I'm just going to assume he feel asleep early.

So I'm sitting here crying and feeling silly. I meant for fuck's sake I handled a year of him being deployed and I'm falling apart over a weekend? Geez. I'm going to...
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Happy Mother's Day!

I lost at bowling but won in love. My husband is awesome.

I have myself a hot date on Thursday.

I am a gimp having a bad week.

Pinched nerve in my back and sprained ankle, very limited time with the husband who only had one day off before going back to work, the Army STILL hasn't paid us from March and I can't go to a Zombie Survival Guide theme party because the husband is drilling with the National Guard that weekend and is...
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Happy Earth Day!

When we finally get our new phones I am so going to print business cards for myself. It would have really come in handy at the park yesterday when Midget #1 made a friend. I regret not exchanging names and numbers with the mom.

Come on July and the end of our current contract. We need local cell numbers, not some out of date Lawton...
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Toxic.

There I said it!

Fuck them all.

My family is so fucking dysfunctional.

An off hand comment about being glad I'm not living in the same state as the mess started up even more family drama on facebook. If I wasn't related to them, it would be hilarious. My poor poor husband has married into a looney bin.

I want to vent about the whoooooole thing but it would require a serious...
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Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter, than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

(Chorus)
He wears a red bandana
Plays a cool piana
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In honky tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that...
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