OH GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!!!!! grrr 
An old friend found me on myspace today. After a bit of talk it turns out another friend of me and Mike from way back. (I met him in 9th grade but Mike has known him since middle school) was telling people we slept together while Mike was in training last year. Lying asshole. Yeah we hung out for a bit and I gave him a few rides when his ride couldn't make it but WTF!? You just don't go telling people lies like that.
I'm going to rip his nuts off if I ever see him again.
An old friend found me on myspace today. After a bit of talk it turns out another friend of me and Mike from way back. (I met him in 9th grade but Mike has known him since middle school) was telling people we slept together while Mike was in training last year. Lying asshole. Yeah we hung out for a bit and I gave him a few rides when his ride couldn't make it but WTF!? You just don't go telling people lies like that.
I'm going to rip his nuts off if I ever see him again.
emperornorton:
Don't forget to twist as you're doing so.