chckpotpie

You all don't realize how lucky you are right now...you get to be the first to experience the newest comic strip without pictures!!! (due to my lack of artistic ability) Enjoy!

The Adventures of Chckpotpie and GangstaSwan
Chapter 1: The forgotten gift
It was another depressing evening at the Chckpotpie and GangstaSwan headquarters when Chckpotpie suddenly sprints into action!
"DAAAYMN GANGSTASWAN! I totally fogats ta git a present fir mah Homegirl's birfday!"
"DAAAYMN BIYATCH...whatcha gonna do bout dat?"

Chckpotpie quickly tries to come up with ways to remedy the problem.
Convinced she's found a solution, Chckpotpie exclaims,
"Lets holla the Lipstick Lesbian Squad!"
"Nah homs...remembah, Homegirl's on the squad!"
"Daaaymn, dats rite!" says Chckpotpie. "You know what dis means"
Chckpotpie and GangstaSwan look at each other with excitment as they realize their mission.
"TAR-J!!!!"

As Chckpotpie and GangstaSwan quickly load the lesbimobile and depart headquarters, Chckpotpie is suddenly hit with an ADD attack, a nemisis she frequently battles.

"GANGSTASWAN!!! Les go to da craft store yo! We can make Homegirl some hott bling!"

Agreeing to the distraction, and thinking that Chckpotpie in her ADD state might actually have a good idea, the two cruise to the local craft store.
Just as Chckpotpie and GangstaSwan approach, GangstaSwan sees something in the window.

"DAAAYMN Chckpotpie! Da craaft stoah is closed remembah? It's Sunday!"
"DAAAYMN!" says Chckpotpie, realizing that once again her ADD has sidetracked the mission.

"Das ok Chckpotpie...i'll fix it!"
Suddenly, the floor shakes as GangstaSwan lets out a large belch to turn back time...a move she is famous for!

Relieved, Chckpotpie and GangstaSwan head to Tar-J. As the two enter the store, full of all its glory, Chckpotpie quickly forgets the mission.

"Look GangstaSwan! Backpacks!"
Knowing that backbacks are one of Chckpotpie's weaknesses, GangstaSwan reminds Chckpotpie of the mission to find Homegirl a present.
"Remembah Chckpotpie, we gots ta git Homegirl some new shirts for her uniform!"
"Das rite!" Exclaims Chckpotpie as the two sprint to the little boys section.
Homegirl has always been known to sport the wifebeater and jeans look. When fighting crime, she finds the uniform easy to move in, plus, it often attracts other lipstick lesbians!

"Wait!" shouts Chckpotpie, deciding that they had forgotten something, "We gots ta git Homegirl a card!"

Chckpotpie and GangstaSwan take a few minutes to look through the card section before continuing the mission.

At the checkout stand, Chckpotpie decides that Wifebeaters aren't enough for Homegirl.

"Wait GangstaSwan...Homegirl's gonna be 21 this year, we bettah git her some gum!"

Since eveyone knows that the 21st birthday is the traditional gum birthday, GangstaSwan agrees.
"Yeah...Homegirl's gonna need some gum!"

Chckpotpie stares blankly at the selection, she can't decide between Cinnamon and Spearmint!

Be sure to cast your vote in the 'comment' section and tell us whether you think Homegirl would rather have Cinnamon gum or Spearmint gum.
Tune in next week to find out which flavor Chckpotpie chooses! Until then...stay out of trouble!